French taste and fashion cultivators Colette stocks a limited supply of these Stanley Kubrick tape measure from Contemporary artist Tom Sachs. At 250 Euros a pop, it's bit pricey. But I love the "Kubrick is Dead". Subversive, humorous, practical...why not?!
If I ever needed a tape measure of this type, I would definitely consider this piece. Of course, I would never actually use it, at least not for the intended purpose.
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